The Enemy Within
Just spending my elder years documenting my declining mental faculties. Love cooking, craft beer, snow, theater, and voting liberal. He/Him/Yo
Joined Oct 2022
The Nurse, During My Annual Wellness Check, Suggested a Man My Age Should Have A Bar In The Shower. So I Took Her Advice
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had avocados."
Donny, your father would like a word with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWf0u-ivyoY&t=68s
Something fun to do.
Step 1 - Build several mounds of snow in your yard.
Step 2 - Make eye holes in the mounds, facing the neighbor’s house.
Step 3 - Add glow sticks.
"Single-use Instant Hot Dog" using thermite. You're welcome
1 in 3 Republicans are even more stupid than you imagined
https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/14/media/taylor-swift-election-conspiracy-theory-poll/index.html
The Enemy Within
Just spending my elder years documenting my declining mental faculties. Love cooking, craft beer, snow, theater, and voting liberal. He/Him/Yo
Joined Oct 2022