An updated list of things conservatives tell me are “Feminine”:

-Pasta
-Hockey
-Colors
-Crying
-Spending time with your kids
-Vegetables
-Smart cars including ev’s
-Wearing a mask
-Recycling
-Drinking water/Flavored water
-Bathing regularly
-Exercising/Not exercising
-Not smoking
-Drinking anything but beer
-Not drinking at all
-Bananas
-Being a nurse
-Video games

Anyone else notice that conservatives always fabricate things out of thin air and then get mad about the made up thing

Instead of getting mad about…reality?

@ProudLib

Well I mean they talk about how much they like the politics of Russia. Now they have more motivation to move they.

@Gharv

I would kill to see that. There are a shit ton of rights they don’t get as immigrants in Russia

Damn weird almost like the anti democracy party isn’t in favor of freedom.

Strange that thing that’s obvious.

10 bucks says this person at one point called a liberal saying Conservatives are fascist, “alarmist”.

@Sleep_Is_For_Chumps

Seriously if it were me and they had a big presser where they admit in front of cameras that they found ZERO EVIDENCE OF CRIMES after spending weeks before calling me a CRIMINAL

I’d file a lawsuit without any hesitation.

PLAN B?!

The fuck do you mean plan B? You didn’t find any crimes, the plan B is to cut your losses and stop wasting tax payer cash on stupid shit.

You’re Lucky Biden and his son didn’t sue your asses for slander/defamation.

Well sucks for Russians but here’s to hoping it works out for Americans.

Btw we’ll take you’re LGBT Russians…

@AlphaCentauri

Solar is already cheaper than coal, not gonna be to much longer till renewable is cheaper than gas. The only disparity between the 2 is supply.

If there’s no fossil fuels how are you powering your vehicles?

Like…you get that doesn’t make sense right bud?

Peak conservative comedy is learning one joke and repeating it for a long time but just slightly different every time.

*Trans person does a mass shooting*

Conservatives: Months of rhetoric that calls for genocide against trans people because one mass shooting is clear evidence that all trans people are evil.

*Nazi tattoo man does a mass shooting*

Conservatives:

“Well we can’t just assume the person was a Nazi”

“It was actually a leftist cosplaying as a conservative to make us look bad”

“Latinos can’t be Nazis”

“I don’t care if he listened to conservative YouTube!”

Lol do it.

Let Republicans explain in court why they want to cause an economic meltdown that will harm millions of Americans.

Make them explain why they should have the right to cause untold pain and suffering on working class families.

Conservatives are up in arms about Trump being held liable as a sexual predator.

They claim it’s fake news, EVEN AFTER HE ADMITTED ON TAPE HE DID THAT STUFF TO PEOPLE.

So the cult is working as intended.

@tyghebright

According to these people, not any different at all.

Outside of a mass shooting its “I’m a big tough guy with a gun, I strap iron so I can protect my community from bad guys”

But during the shooting it’s “Well I can’t just use my gun to stop the bad guy I have reasons to live and that psycho has an AR-15”

I would like you to give me the specific passage of the constitution that says what ages can own firearms.

@BrianHjelleVirologist

Trump is officially a rapist.

So much winning.

“Only person who stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun”

“But also it’s a choice”

“And personal safety trumps public safety”

“And also shooting someone might come with liabilities”

“And also the cops will handle it anyway”

I’m so fucking done with these dip shits! YOU JUST EXPLAINED WHY THE GOOD GUY WITH A GUN NARRATIVE IS FAKE.

Happy #GokuDay

@Razdawg22

And of course it’s exactly what they voted for, they just dismissed it as “Project fear” because the voice of reason was coming from the people they hate.