Weekly, it seems, I am witness to the prodigious, unstoppable force of nature that are an aging man's nasal hair follicles.
One day I'm fine, baseline human in appearance, the next morning I apparently have neonatal tusks.
This MAY have evolutionary significance. I just don't know what.
Ladies, take note. There ARE extremely youthful-looking men out there who are actually relics. Check out the nose (or ear) hairs. Learn to read them like the rings of a fallen tree. The hairs don't lie.
@Transmetropolitan My genetic mutations may have some equine connection. I grow a random hair or two on my chin with a wire-like texture that only can be compared to that of Mr. Ed's muzzle whiskers.
Truly a wonder of nature, these facial follicles. If only there were a way to harness their potential for good instead of evil.
@Transmetropolitan they may help you navigate your way around at night...
@Transmetropolitan @Blackwolf 😂 😂 I think eyebrow hairs work that way, but the nose hair is a hamster I think 😂
@Blackwolf
This is quite possible