NOW... imagine, if you will, that @th3j35t3r puts together a DATING site... using AWACS etc. to screen out questionable types... we wouldnt get stuck getting clowns like this at least: https://counter.social/media/B8WwQhO3bE6Z62PTaYs
@JeSsA @th3j35t3r True. Want his number?
@Blackwolf @th3j35t3r Nahhhh.. I appreciate his bug warrior badass-ness, but I’ll still have to take a hard pass. 😬
@JeSsA @th3j35t3r He comes with Vodka...?
@Blackwolf @th3j35t3r How much vodka are we talking?
@JeSsA @th3j35t3r Enough not to care about the bugs anymore.
@Blackwolf @th3j35t3r 😂😂😂😂I don’t think I could get over the rest.
@Blackwolf Oh sweet baby geezus! No! 😂
@JeSsA @Blackwolf but, but! He knows the secret! The sacred peel prevents *them* from hearing your thoughts! But it's forbidden to tell! Hence the mouth plug. Oh noooooo! They're here for me! Run!
@Blackwolf @th3j35t3r @TikiBar I need to be a part of this dating site after the last week's shenanigans. Or, maybe not.
@Dmbanz @TikiBar @th3j35t3r I went on a date last week with someone claiming to look like Rob Lowe. He looked like Dom Deluise.
@Blackwolf @th3j35t3r who doesn’t appreciate a good bug-zapping man? He’s ready for battle!