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There was once a dumb expensive toaster from
It could not handle sand by the buckets.
owner left it beached and said ___ it.

@Bix

"By 'off-road' we only meant not on the freeway!" - Tesla

@nonayadambidnes

Look at the fingerprints on the
The same damn thing happens on my (cyber)refrigerator.
Dumb Expensive Toaster

@Bix it's the weight of these vehicles.

My SUV EV can go off road right now, but I wouldn't be offroading on loose sand.

@Bix @SECRET_ASIAN_MAN 🤣😂

Tesla will become the Palm Pilot of the automotive industry.

@Bix and I had just seen people posting about having seen that truck in the historic town center parked. 🤣 that’s so great. I wondered if they’d get stuck on some of the (unpaved, rutted, pitted, sand tracks that serve as) rural roads on Nantucket Island.
I underestimated the drivers hubris, clearly.

@Bix …after having paid all that $ for that ugly thing, and then forked over for the extra expensive reservation only auto-ferry fee.

Fortunately for him, the local tow service knows how to remove expensive toys from the beach.

@Bix or this, maybe: There was a Tesla truck in Nantucket,
A lemon so fugly who’d suck it?
The driver tried forward and backwards to move and
When stuck he exclaimed “ah, just fuckit!”

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