There was once a dumb expensive toaster from #Nantucket
It could not handle sand by the buckets.
#Cybertruck owner left it beached and said ___ it.
"By 'off-road' we only meant not on the freeway!" - Tesla
Look at the fingerprints on the #Cybertruck
The same damn thing happens on my (cyber)refrigerator.
Dumb Expensive Toaster
@Bix it's the weight of these vehicles.
My SUV EV can go off road right now, but I wouldn't be offroading on loose sand.
@Bix @SECRET_ASIAN_MAN Jesus Harlan Christ I like it!
Tesla will become the Palm Pilot of the automotive industry.
@CanisPundit @Bix @SECRET_ASIAN_MAN That is damn funny
@Bix and I had just seen people posting about having seen that truck in the historic town center parked. 🤣 that’s so great. I wondered if they’d get stuck on some of the (unpaved, rutted, pitted, sand tracks that serve as) rural roads on Nantucket Island.
I underestimated the drivers hubris, clearly.
@Bix …after having paid all that $ for that ugly thing, and then forked over for the extra expensive reservation only auto-ferry fee.
Fortunately for him, the local tow service knows how to remove expensive toys from the beach.
@Bix or this, maybe: There was a Tesla truck in Nantucket,
A lemon so fugly who’d suck it?
The driver tried forward and backwards to move and
When stuck he exclaimed “ah, just fuckit!”
@Bix
It keeps becoming even less cool.