shorter trump:
I'm facing multiple felony indictments that could put me in jail. How boring.💤
@Bix I'm surprised nobody is speculating about *why* that disgusting orange fascist wannabe dictator was nodding off in court.
I have a hypothesis... I suspect that, just like Adolf Hitler, he is being pumped full of drugs - and most likely addicted to at least some of them.
@Bix Have they considered hiring an artist, instead?
#TheNodfather /6
Courtroom sketch artist from today.