I think I broke my mom tonight when she brought up politics.

Her: Biden and Bill Gates are making trade deals for abortions

Me: You know Biden is the 2nd Catholic president, right (our family is too), he goes to church all the time

Her: That doesn't mean anything, if you go to church that much you must be sinning

Me: I'll remember you said that next time you're on my case about not going anymore

Her: I have to go