there was FREE vintage intact corningware with lid outside my apt. today. #winning

I'm making a caserooole I don't know WHAT but I'm doin it!!!

l o l. Some realtors i swear. this is the email headline.

Santa Cruz's Most Impressive Mobile Home

mkay. lol. click bait!!

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why the gleam in his eye?

oh to be a cat in a lovely house

Ram Kong

it’s a glorious morning. Shackle. he loves the dirt patches. can you hear the birds?

me: Ram! that’s not your dirt patch! you’re going to break my bean stalks!

also me: pspsps Ram, look towards me…

😂 the damn morning light it was too perfect.

op. he’s just found he fits. He has since laid.

Mornin ☕️ ya heathens ♥️

#NBA prediction, Celtics will 🧹

One of my favorite things about living in an apartment complex is smelling all of the delicious food that people are making. Most of it I won’t even eat, it’s likely meat, but whatever the hell they are making. it smells good 😂

lol. efforts were made.

yes

#cosomusic
White Zombie
Soul-Crusher

https://youtu.be/8izPzFRDYPQ

ok well. Seriously. Two of the most BORING places ON EARTH. 40k willing to spend on rent!! I wonder who in the heck it is.

When the lint trap catches that $20 you lost….

Ready for a night out in style 🌭👌

#somuchwinning

happy friday for those who celebrate ♥️

I told em! just call me! OR, hey, let me know what I’m about to get into a discussion on so I can have relevant documents, having a computer open or whateverJUST ANYTHING

NOPE. ITS THE CAN YOU TALK.

ABOUT

WHAT T T T T ???!!!!!
😭😭😭😭

*deep guttural growl*

and hey here's an idea maybe don't put your BRAND NAME in giant letters across the main focal point of the otherwise so-so mildly cute product. wtf

imagine if our hottest cars had their names just SPLASHED across the hoods. At least car makers know to put that ish on the back!

arg!! a problem that's not really a problem. why are most coffee maker 12 cup!! I need just one and I need it to be look cute on my counter and I don't want a damn kurig!!

recommendations? I'm looking for a programmable one.

merp derp