screenwriting for idiots...

have a character say "does anyone know morse code?"

have 2nd character say, "I only know SOS"

then have 2nd character *not* do SOS in morse code

and have a 3rd character proclaim triumphantly "that's SOS in morse code!!!"

holy shit, this show cost $9 to write...

so we have to write another season...you got anything?

um...plinko...maybe...I dunno...a gulag...but mostly plinko...

you're a fucking GENIUS!!!

screenwriting for idiots...(pt2)

if you make one of your major plot points painfully obvious 9 mins into the show, and then 9 hours later go *BOOM REVEAL!* as tho not everyone already knew it...you are bad at your job...

all due respect to the Chekhov's gun...this is not that...

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just fucking play the Kate Bush song again...it's the only thing you've gotten right so far...