Rimmer: How do you have twins when there are no women on board?
Lister: I don't know, but it's gonna be interesting finding out!
@FernLovebond @TMaskedWriter The books were amazing too. I embarrassed myself reading them, laughing so loud in public places.
@AmaryllisLanza @TMaskedWriter
Never be embarrassed for joy :)
@FernLovebond @TMaskedWriter I have this explosive and uncontrollable laugh that is not at all ladylike. For some weird reason, people on planes don't really appreciate it. 🤷
I also got plenty of nasty looks for reading Ben Elton and Christopher Moore in public. The nerve of some people. 😜
@TMaskedWriter @FernLovebond I have read everything that man has ever typed. I am a shameless Ben Elton groupie. I read Dead Famous while working on a project in Dublin and left it behind in my hotel room with a note for the next guest to read it and enjoy.
@AmaryllisLanza @FernLovebond I gave my copy to my niece. Yeah, it was great.
@AmaryllisLanza @TMaskedWriter
Walk up to those scowling dirty lookers and say "Hey, if I was a 6-ft 5 African American man, would you still be glaring that way, mfer?"
Then flip them off. Or stab them. Probably the finger, though.
@FernLovebond @TMaskedWriter LOL. I have been told I destroy men with a raised eyebrow and a hard gaze. Mine is the resting birch face that sank a thousand ships.
But..not while laughing. 🤣
@FernLovebond @TMaskedWriter
I'm a birch
I'm a clover
I'm a cloud
I'm a ogre
I'm a spinner
I'm a faint
And I do not feel ashamed
I'm your knell
I'm your scream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way...
😜
@AmaryllisLanza @TMaskedWriter
Just when you think you've got me figured out
the >season's< already changing
I think it's cool you do what you do
and don't try to shave me
Favorite post of the day, Amaryllis.
@AmaryllisLanza @FernLovebond @TMaskedWriter That post sang at me in Alanis Morissette's voice without any prompt 😂, awesome!
@AmaryllisLanza @FernLovebond You know, I've always thought that Birchy Resting Face would be a better name for it. Resting Birchy Face sounds like you're saving it up for later.
"Wanna go somewhere?"
"Can't. Resting my Birchy Face."
@AmaryllisLanza @FernLovebond Ooh, dig Ben Elton's work, too. Have you read "Dead Famous?"