https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/melania-says-house-arrest-for-trump

Something to think about. Instead of inviting people to join COSO, and if they like it, they can consider going pro, gift someone a 3 month Pro membership so they can log directly in with Pro benefits and just change their password once they're here. #GoPro

Saw my first 14 spotted ladybug (they're yellow, but they still eat aphids). It's exciting to see new species in my backyard, but depressing to know it's because the climate is changing.

Moldova is a magical place where farmers grow donuts.

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Every one of the 16 girls in a second grade class bringing her lunch in one of these. (But without the matching thermos, which broke the first week because it was glass inside.)

#KidsWillNeverKnow

Kids' sneakers in bright colored canvas at Sears, three pair for $5 ... with that rubber edge that wasn't quite firm enough for the clamps on the toes of your roller skates to grip it.

#KidsWillNeverKnow

Still waiting for this to happen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7Uy0Uznw4E

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