@ayankdownunder
It doesn't stop drunken pole climbers. It just makes it a lot more entertaining.
@AlphaCentauri it's like greasing the zombies. Only slows them down until they realize they can climb on each other.
@AlphaCentauri I have to do the same freakn thing every party.
@AlphaCentauri So that's what Crisco is good for!
@AlphaCentauri ah, one of my favorite sex moves, the "Philadelphia Pole Climb."