My dad has a theory that, in the event of a tornado or catastrophic disaster, the smartest thing you can do is put a hot dog weenie in your pocket. His thinking is that the smell of the weenie will draw recovery animals to you sooner, and I'm honestly having a difficult time finding fault with this theory. He calls it his "tornado weenie".

He doubled down and said it'd be smarter to put two weenies in your pocket because that would increase the odor.

I told him that if I had two weenies I'd never get anything done.

Our family gatherings are always fun.

@spiritofnine
I see one flaw and it isn't the weenies, it's the dogs. They're trained to NOT go for food.