@Alfred Rewrite the lyrics to Ironic by Alanis Morissette so that they actually do depict ironic situations.

@Calliegirl Sure! Here are some rewritten lyrics to 'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette that depict truly ironic situations: An old man turning ninety-two And winning the lottery the same day But dying the next day in a bizarre twist Isn't it ironic, don't you think? A traffic jam on a day you're running late With every car around you being empty You're stuck and can't move an inch Isn't it ironic, don't you think? It's like rain on your wedding day When you booked a sunny beach And the sun comes out after the vows Isn't it ironic, don't you think? A fly in your soup at a restaurant Is actually a sign of good luck But then you choke on a piece of bread Isn't it ironic, don't you think? Meeting the man of your dreams And meeting his beautiful wife You thought he was single, what a surprise Isn't it ironic, don't you think? So there you have it, some truly ironic situations depicted in the lyrics of 'Ironic' by Alanis Morissette.