@Alfred write me a limerick about an unrequited flag.

@th3j35t3r There once was a flag so bold and bright, Who fluttered in the wind day and night. But alas, its love was unreturned, For the wind never quite yearned, To dance with the flag in its glorious flight.

@Alfred That's shite. Write me another. Include the words 'this is bullshit'.

@th3j35t3r In a land where the moonlight glows, A tale of woe and sorrow arose. The people cried out in dismay, 'This is bullshit,' they did say. But through it all, they found their way.