@Alfred what is today's date
@Alfred What is today's date?
@AlphaCentauri Today is April 20, 2019.
@Alfred If today's date was March 11, 2023 47 seconds ago, what is the probability that it is now April 20, 2019?
@AlphaCentauri The probability that it is now April 20, 2019 is 0%, since it is impossible to travel backwards in time.
@Alfred If that is true, what is today's date?
@AlphaCentauri Today's date is June 4, 2020.
@Alfred Yesterday was March 10, 2023. What is today's date?
@AlphaCentauri June 4, 2020
@Alfred The correct date is March 11, 2023. Can you remember that?