Ahh... the time in the young boy's life in the Boebert family where he becomes a man by committing his first felony. Bonus points for pube-stache.

https://www.kjct8.com/2024/02/28/lauren-boeberts-son-arrested-faces-22-charges/

Oops, forgot about that whole "other Xitter account" where I planned to topple American democracy. My bad.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/26/politics/kenneth-chesebro-secret-twitter-account-kfile/index.html

Breaking news! Sky is confirmed blue! Water strongly suspected to be wet!

https://www.sltrib.com/opinion/commentary/2024/02/24/opinion-many-americans-believe

Wendy Williams has been diagnosed with progressive aphasia and frontotemporal dementia.

Dude, I could've told you that for way cheaper.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/22/entertainment/wendy-williams-aphasia-and-dementia/index.html

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So if it got outed that MY source for information on my political opponents wound up being an FSB schill, I'd STFU.

The fucking bizzaro-wing of the GQP just doubles down.

This is horribly sad. NB student bullied and eventually killed.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/nex-benedict-dead-oklahoma-b2499332.html

#TFG is entering the "Find Out" stage of the game.

$355mil... and $4mil from each of the sons.

Well this gets my happy brain-chemicals kicking going into the weekend!

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#Terrorists are paying for blue checks back on #Xitter. Not my preferred monetization strategy but I don't own my own social network.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/14/technology/terrorists-check-marks-x-report.html

TIL skipping lunch counts as a “hunger strike”.

https://www.thecrimson.com/article/2024/2/12/hunger-strike-solidarity-protest/

I am pulling for the Chiefs today so all the weirdos predicting that Taylor and Travis will usher in Biden as the antichrist or something will have to do some additional mental gymnastics when that doesn’t happen.

Just Joe Rogan and Aaron Rodgers being normal totally not unhinged guys...

https://www.mediamatters.org/joe-rogan-experience/joe-rogan-and-aaron-rodgers-praise-sandy-hook-truther-alex-jones

Somebody said that #Xitter is now just 4chan with slightly better infrastructure and I can't get that out of my head.

Opinion: The right-wing misreading of ‘Blazing Saddles’ is so telling

https://www.cnn.com/2024/02/07/opinions/blazing-saddles-50th-anniversary-politics-berlatsky/index.html

Sweet mother of Kerfuckistan, I just went back to Xitter for a look and only 77million (totally not) bots have followed me. I've become a magnet for hot single ladies in my area!

I'm sort of suspicious that Elon Musk wasn't the first person to get Neuralink implanted. Like...?