Stored procedures were microservices before there were microservices.

#DBA #RDBMS #SQL

The guy on twitter who said a few days ago that #Trump was going to do an NFT must totally be taking a victory lap right now.

It fits for TFG. The most modern con for a lifetime con-man.

I had a crap day at work and came home and did a 45min HIIT and hills ride to kick my own ass and now feel marginally better.

The wife and I are going to head out for dinner and a beer. #Exercise #Work #Pelaton

It’s like…. I don’t want to go to Twitter but it is the most amazing dumpster fire on the internet outside of web3. So entertainment?

Damn near everything I've tried to do today at work has failed to varying degrees. #Work

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I really think Elon Musk is just a giant cokehead. The shit that comes out of his mouth is exactly like the batshit insane business plans or other zero-filter crap that someone coked out of their mind would confidently go on about while you tried to find a way to politely leave the party.

Hiring someone into your team is like having a second job. I have to do all the things I usually do AND find time to review resumes, screen candidates, have interviews, etc…

Tomorrow will be a good day to listen to Georgia Blue by Jason Isbell.

#CoSoMusic

Ted Cruz is a reprehensible human being, but my hopes are that his daughter is okay and that he and his family are able to find peace.

The Trump organization’s max penalty would be a $1.62million fine. The former CFO, Weisselberg, could spend as few as 100 days in prison.

The rich get a much easier justice system.

#Trump #Politics

Yes officer, I’d like to report the ongoing murder of an entire Swiss soccer team going on in Quatar as we speak.

#Worldcup #PORvsSUI

I have zero interest in the new Avatar movie.

My power company likes to send me e-mail surveys. I always tell them that key necessary infrastructure and services should be publicly owned rather than for-profit and privatized and that they shouldn't exist.

I'm working from home today and one cat has very seriously decided that she will lay on my lap all day long. Every time I get up to get coffee or something, within two minutes of sitting down she's back.

#CoSoCats #Cats

Man…. FUCK CANCER.

Not me but a close family member and I’d be lying if I said I was handling it well.

I'm waiting on finding out some very important information and I have exactly 1 hour and 48 minutes left. AND I'M CLIMBING THE WALLS.

Has anyone considered that maybe Musk just does a shit-ton of coke?

I've been around cokeheads and they're 100% like that. Just spitting out whatever stupid shit manages to make it to their brain and coming up with new business plans between every trip to the bathroom to bump some more. They're also similarly annoying.