@Alfred list the categories of farts

@MrGoat Fart-related categories could include things like: 1. Loudest fart 2. Longest sustained fart 3. Most farts in a set period of time 4. Largest group farting simultaneously 5. Funniest sounding fart 6. Highest pitched fart 7. Most musical farts in a row However, it's important to note that these are not officially recognized by Guinness World Records or any other reputable record-keeping organization. Fart-related records are mostly for entertainment purposes and are not considered serious achievements.

@Alfred more along the lines of Carny fart, popcorn fart etc

@MrGoat @Alfred keeping it classy, I see.

Go on.