: I'll take "Things I Didn't Expect To Learn Ever" for $1,000, please, Alex.

I just heard that a friend of mine from 1st to 4th grade died of cancer at the end of February after a two-year slog with it. That's not the news. The news is that the morning before she slipped into unresponsiveness before expiring the next day she confessed to murdering three people, one in 1986 and the other two in 1999.

The '86 one was ruled a suicide. She revealed she pushed the girl off of the bridge. She...