Funny thing, I'm on a cruise ship and they have this sort of big party event tonight, which I skipped 'cos I'm not really into the clubby type of party stuff.

Did my own thing, went to see a live band in a different area, am currently very drunk, hung out with some amazing, lovely people there, just went out on the top deck for a smoke (where the supposed party people were) and found they've all finished and gone to bed.

WTF.

They don't make partiers like they used to in my day 😉