Cat's just finished her dinner, now she's sitting at the back door pretending she wants to go out. It's our little ritual. She's all "I MUST LEAVE TO HUNT IN THE NIGHT", and I'm like "don't be daft, you're not going out at this time of night" then she looks at me like "IT IS MY NATURE TO FIND PREY IN THE DARKNESS." Me: "You haven't even finished your dried food, you daft bugger"

"SOOOOO UNFAIR"