I feel like we should normalise talking about taking a poo. I mean, it's something we all do, we can all relate to taking one, yet it's weird if we talk about it, no matter how amazing it was.

The one I just had was like the butt equivalent of running a half-marathon - hard work, needed a few tricks learnt over a lifetime to get done. Not enjoyable per se, but definitely left with the satisfaction of a tough job done well.

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@66ALW99 When I was in the Army my job was collecting pig poop and analyzing it for radioactive traces. Long story for another day. Pee and poop is the most natural thing to me. We all do it and may nature save the one who has issues with either.

Anyway, drink water, not pop, not coffee, not booze, water. Peppers, onions, olive oil, lay off the dead cow and cheese for a bit.

Did you know moose poop is used to make jewelry? Their turds look like chocolate Easter eggs.

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@floryloughead I can honestly say I did not know that πŸ™‚

You also just listed a while bunch of things I had in the last few days that I don't normally have much of, especially booze, cow and cheese, so you're spot on there!

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