Is like to speak to the manager of this reality.
I have some concerns about the way it's running and had been treating it's customers. No, not the shift manager, the full manager.
Let's start with this whole dark energy malarkey and then we'll talk about why bad things happen to good people.
^^ I mean, I've been using this reality my entire life. Shouldn't that count for something?
Look, to be fair, they've been trying for years to reach you about the fact your reality's extended warranty may be expired.
@misterfive - I have documentation saying I should have at least 20 more years of coverage if I *looks over paper work* keep it away from dangerous situations, and... Oh... Excessive alcohol use.
Yes, but have you been taking it in for regular maintainance every 3000-5000 days for a dark matter change like JiffyReal recommends?
@misterfive - that number is a lie put forth by big physics to sell more "dark".