Xena, Warrior Princess
Destroyer of Nations, enemy of Caesar, wife of Gabrielle of Potadeia. I like long walks on the beach, sunsets, and questing for redemption.
@AryaStark Hail and well met, fellow warrior! ⚔️⚔️⚔️
He is actually pouting. It's not a good look. Gabrielle keeps trying not to laugh at him, but is failing, and who can blame her. #CSI https://counter.social/media/_JOv-T2XxjDDcLOqg0g
I thought it only fair to warn Cupid about the upcoming aerial maneuvers. This is his skeptical face. https://counter.social/media/e_yYuXSL7_A0ZhW1X2w
I am assembling a small but elite squad of warriors who have agreed to... handle... abusers like Larry Nassar.
No quarter will be given to those who abuse children, especially in such a disgusting and heinous way.
Even Gabrielle has agreed to join. When she heard about the #metoo outcry and then about how many children have been victims of people like Nassar, she got that Look.
Be afraid, scum: Gabrielle is angry. We are coming for you.
(Woody Allen: you're next, you cowardly, smug worm.)
Ares! I reject your tired advances *yet again*, and you make an entire island think it’s about to get wiped out by one your terrible new weapons?
Not funny, Ares. Not funny at all. Zeus will hear of this. #Hawaii
Gabrielle and I rang in the new year at a joint Amazon/centaur party. It went fine until Ephiny, well into her sixth flagon of wine, shouted, “Les’ play pin the tail on the hot ass!”, at which point Phantes bellowed, “Happy new year to me!”, threw Ephiny onto his back, and galloped away. They haven’t been seen since. Gabrielle figures we may have a little niece or nephew in a few months. Personally I’m drinking to forget the logistics of that. Feel free to join me. Happy new year! #CSI
This year’s holiday card from me and the wife. #CSI
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I told Gabs we weren't going to use my chakram as a tree topper again this year, but then she broke out the hula hoop, and, well... long story short, she won.
The wife told me CoSo is where gods, tricksters, and immortals are staging the #resistance. Hades knows I don’t have much use for the gods (shoutout to Ares, I’m still never joining forces with you), but that’s my kind of fight. #CSI
Xena, Warrior Princess
Destroyer of Nations, enemy of Caesar, wife of Gabrielle of Potadeia. I like long walks on the beach, sunsets, and questing for redemption.