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It's "creepy" to greet someone with, "Afternoon blessings to you and the microscopic organisms inhabiting your flesh!"
Yes, I knew that. That's why I did it. Just because I have to be polite doesn't mean I have to make conversation enjoyable for other people.
@weirdfizz "Greetings, mortal!" is one of my go-to's.
I hope everyone stops mistaking me for "always friendly" someday. I'm always kind. Friendliness is situational.