D H Lawrence wrote a sequel to the new testament, by the way, and it's far more plausible than the original. "The Man Who Died" aka "The Escaped Cock" which is too funny a title for a story like this one.
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@lustforlaughs In high school, we'd sneak around with copies of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" like adults just have no idea how we know about THINGS now! I was the only one in my social group who kept reading his work. I thought "Aaron's Rod" couldn't possibly be what it sounds like. And it wasn't. Until I got older and realized it was.
My favorite, though, is his whale erotica poem.
@weirdfizz I am in awe of Lawrence. He did more in single paragraphs than others did in entire novels.