A little song for the #politics season, to the tune of In The Jailhouse Now (Soggy Bottom Boys, O Brother Where Art Thou?)
I know a guy called Dementia Don
He used to grift, swindle, and con
He thought he was a stable gen-i-us
Well I found out last Monday
That Don got locked up Sunday
They've got him up on charges griev-i-ous
He's in the jailhouse now
He's in the jailhouse now
Well I told him be discreet
To stop playin' Fox and a-sendin' tweets
He's in the jailhouse now
...
Ah di o-dalee eehee dee-o ti
Ah di o-dalee ee oh dee-o ti
Yo-degrabby-hee
Yo-depussy-hee
Yo-delay-eeee
Don liked to bow to Putin,
Orban, Kim, and Salman
But scammin' chumps
Was his favorite game
But he got throwed in jail
With nobody to go his bail
The judge done said his pardon don't apply
(chorus)
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And the original song:
https://youtu.be/pt4C8j439IE