My boss is paying me to dick around and put away things he's working on because it would literally never occur to him to just let me go home on days when there's nothing to do.

Uuugh.

I created a whole new Twitter account just to talk about baseball and I'm still getting called a libtard.

Fuck's sake.

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He really could shoot someone in the face on live television, and the entire Republican establishment would join hands to protect him.

We don't have a functioning republic. We have an Oligarchy run by the political minority, and Trump is their king.

Sickening.

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For the second time in a week, a Parkland student has died in an apparent suicide

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via CNN

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If you or someone you know might be at risk of suicide, here's how to get help: In the US, call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-8255.

The International Association for Suicide Prevention and Befrienders Worldwide also can provide contact information for crisis centers around the world.

This moment is now old enough to buy porn. ๐Ÿ˜†

RIP pigeon.
๐Ÿ โšพ๐Ÿฆ๐ŸŽ†

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My little sister, ravaged by metastatic breast cancer, died on the first day of spring. โ€œWatching a peaceful death of a human being reminds us
of a falling star; one of a million lights in a vast sky
that flares up for a brief moment
only to disappear into the endless night forever.โ€ - E.Kubler-Ross.
I will miss my sister for ever. I am grateful her suffering from MBC is finally over. And, I am grateful for CoSo - to know there are caring and wonderful folks offering kindness & hope

I'm a bad Millennial and failed to photograph the dessert. But it was a surprisingly rich German-style chocolate cake, topped with a mixed berry compote and whipped cream.

I did good. ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐ŸŽ‚ Nan would be proud.

send Ian Happ down to AAA Iowa. He is reportedly less than thrilled with this.

Love the kid but this is the right move. He needs to learn how to make contact again.

Self, next time you're half-baked and decide to design your audition piece for Stoned Snow Day Cake Wars, maybe try to remember you don't own any electric appliances and whipping egg whites is literal hell.

Methinks I'm to go ahead and log out of the bird site until literally anything at all is actually known about the Muller thing.

Because holy speculation, Batman.

Welp. Come on, feet. Let's hit the floor.

Well done Ichiro. Good game.
๐ŸŽ†โšพ๐ŸŽ‡

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A programmer's wife tells him: "Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."
The programmer comes home with twelve loaves of bread.

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16 years ago today, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, with the help of the entire Republican party and an appallingly high number of craven Democrats, began the most disastrous foreign policy action in American history. Over 4000 Americans and uncountable Iraqis were killed for the hubris of these men.

Never forget, when anyone tries to rehab Bush's legacy because he hands out candy to Michelle Obama, what a miserable failure that man was as president, and how many people died because of him.

I'm starting to feel like I should know who Devin Nunes is.

Have any of these people complaining about "shadow bans" considered that they're just not that interesting, and their practice of follow-parties with thousands of people who retweet the same 4 articles every day actually reduces their viewership?

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