U.S. Officials Announce Plans To Continue Pretending Brutal State-Sponsored Violence Not Supposed To Happen
https://www.theonion.com/u-s-officials-announce-plans-to-continue-pretending-br-1850036671
@Dashdrum The Onion is way better than people give them credit for.
@tmbrown327 This is the most fact-based assessment of the continuing police problem I've read in a while. We could substitute the names of any governor, mayor, police chief, etc. with no changes in the text.