On the plus side of my delivery conundrum, a bought a (pricey) deluxe edition of the latest Porcupine Tree album after it (finally) came back in stock, and Amazon sent me THREE of them.
Sending one to my friend, whose friend bought me tickets to see them live (I am the reason the whole lot of them know of the band), and I'll likely sell the other.
Amazon can take its trillions of dollars and suck it; I feel no shame.