@singlemaltgirl: Yeah, I checked to see if he actually did it, and I didn’t figure he did. Just the usual posturing to be the No. 1 Fan is all it was. He may well have convinced a few hayseeds to throw a couple of thousand of their bucks at it, of course. Same dumb MFs who buy the digital trading cards, the scented candles, and the sneakers.
@thedisasterautist You mentioned scented candles, and I thought of those "this is what my vagina smells like" candles from GOOP. @singlemaltgirl
@NoahPaulLeGies @singlemaltgirl: I wrote on those ads that they smelled like bankruptcy, diarrhea, spray tan, and syphilis.
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