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: Jim Jordan is in dire and desperate need of a massive heart attack while hiking solo deep in the Adirondacks. We'll get that before any earthy justice ever gets within 5,000 miles of him.
@IrelandTorin: Death by diarrhea.
: Jim Jordan is in dire and desperate need of a massive heart attack while hiking solo deep in the Adirondacks. We'll get that before any earthy justice ever gets within 5,000 miles of him.
@IrelandTorin: Death by diarrhea.
@thedisasterautist No, no, that's not humiliating enough.
Two words: Extreme dysentery.