: Years and years ago, I had t-shirts and bumper stickers made, and on them I had put a quip of mine I pissed off many people and amused a few others since high school through college and into my work life. It was/is:
"Linear Thinking is for squares!"
I first said it in my senior year of high school. I wrote a 20min. short play and directed six cast members in it, all in twelve hours, using only what was at-hand on/around the stage.