@thedisasterautist I was in a quite heated argument with a friend once and they yelled, "God, you're such a dink!" and I started yelling back, "Yeah well -- wait what? Did you just call me a dink?" and we both started giggling because it sounded so childish and ridiculous.
@nonayadambidnes: I once overheard some teenagers having it out bad in a parking lot. I mean it was screamy-angry bad, at least until one got so flustered at what his friend called him, at which point he awkwardly blurted, "Yeah? Well, you're dumb-head knuckleface... shit-puppy!" Then there was silence for a beat or two, and they both broke out laughing.
His friend asked him "Where the fuck did THAT come from?", to which he laughed and said he was sorry but that was all he had to go with.
@thedisasterautist It's actually nice when an insult makes you both laugh and remember why you were friends in the first place.