@LiberalLibrarian My bet is on 5 weasels in a suit.
@LiberalLibrarian But..I just have a hard time imagining an alien species reaching the technology needed to travel here and impersonate an average human waffle and still be so stupid. It's unfathomable.
@testamonk Pakleds? Pakleds.
@LiberalLibrarian Everything makes sense finally. Sweet baby Cthulhu.
@testamonk Or maybe he's just a human husk for a tiny little alien who resides in his head...