We get so many calls identified as "Potential Spam" in the caller ID that my wife has invented a character Potential Pam who is the aggregate of all those callers, similar to Florida Man being an aggregate of idiots.
This morning she told me "Potential Pam got up early today. I wish she would take my ghosting her as an answer and leave me alone."
@tdotrob 😂 the hashtag though, that better be an autocorrect failure.