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I texted this to my wife, then ran into the bedroom and said "Quick, check your phone! I think I just posted a Dick pic to the family chat!"
Which would have been funnier if after opening it she hadn't clutched her chest, faked a heart attack, and croaked "don't joke like that" in a hoarse whisper before collapsing into apparent unconsciousness.
@tdotrob Oooh, careful. DeSantis will arrest you for being pro Dyke.