Wife [cutting fresh cilantro from herb garden]: Do you want some on your fish?
Me: You know I don't like it. Why do you keep offering it to me?
Wife: Just being polite.
Me: Taking the other person's preferences into account would be polite.
Wife: No, that would be considerate.
Me: Fair enough. Can you be more considerate?
Wife: No.
You'd think after 40 years I'd have learned.
@tdotrob Just knowing that the fish are chuck full of, even cooked round worms, makes me gag. Just can't do it. Don't even think about sushi.