Woke up middle of the night to voices downstairs IN THE HOUSE! Was about to call 911 & remembered I have smart lights. Turned all lights downstairs on. Voices didn't pause, run out of the house, nothing.
WTF?
Went downstairs to discover the Echo device in the kitchen playing some streaming TV show for no reason.
When the adrenaline rush subsides I'm doing an Office Space and destroying the damned thing with a sledgehammer in the back yard.
@tdotrob Damn, that would take three years off my life!
I, too, vote to execute the miscreant.
@tdotrob in my garage is an Alexis set up that was in my dad's things that were shipped to me when he died. my kiddo unpacked it, said "oh look an Amazon spy set. that's never coming in the house..."
i asked my brother if he wanted it & he said hell no... so it sits in the garage
@tdotrob make sure to play the song when doing so!
And yeah to bits man. Nothings allowed to turn itself on without permission.