1. I have no beard,
2. everybody from developers to users who can barely log onto a computer thinks they are my boss.
3. No matter how carefully we plan upgrades and maintenance and system improvements, the business folks manage to throw something into the mix and need it yesterday, leading to months of long hours and making it impossible to use vacation days which the business does not allow to carry over into the following year where we would be unable to use them anyway.
@Lulz4l1f3 I get it. My job was traveling many hours to reload ATM's that were too old to except the pushed updates because the branches were to cheap to upgrade their windows installations. (windows 7 security updates tended to bork win xp machines) Sigh...Retired now thank god