JFC. Is there nothing this fucker won't defile, cheapen and shove his pathetic little dick into?
Whoever is making them doesn't want their name associated with it, or else their name wouldn't be a selling point.
They look like the guitars they used to sell for kids at Sears.
One small pedantic detail.
"authentic pearl" inlay??
Any guitar seller would call that "mother of pearl" because it's oyster or abalone shell, not actual pearls!
The wording, like in all these product ads, isn't aimed at folk who would actually use them.
@AlphaCentauri @th3j35t3r
Holy shit! $1500 for the electric unless you want it signed by the shitstain in which case $10,500 😱