I may start over eating beans…
I’m not saying that I ever *have farted, but if I ever was *going to, it would definitely be stored up just in case I ever had a run-in with a “your body my choice” T-shirt wearer.
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@Armchaircouch Don't forget to include boiled eggs and overcooked cabbage or sprouts in this defense mechanism.
Just wait till it takes effect...
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