If your significant other said to you “these new gray trash bags with the strange pitted tear-resistant texture are weird looking, like an elephants scrotum” would you:

Have a laugh and agree they’re weird looking?

Go on some tireless inquiry about how it came to pass that your significant other is so acquainted with how elephant scrotums look?

Leave the room silently with a look of contempt on your face?

Suffice it to say, I think we can wave off going to “Boo at the Zoo” this year…