@CriticalCupcake A very wealthy vampire. We'd marry in the catacombs of Paris and honeymoon in the Atacama desert π
@misterfive Ah see I was just planning my inheritance π€£π€£ @CriticalCupcake
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And you think I wasn't? π€£ π€£
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Just FYI, thanks to this question, I'm now pondering writing a story entitled "I Married A Leprechaun" about a woman who has to help her hapless husband figure out where to bury his gold so that the resulting rainbows do the most good in this weary world.
But I think I have to finish my witch story first.
@misterfive That's a great idea! @CriticalCupcake
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I'd go for Leprechaun and Ireland. And rainbows. And pots of gold.