If you need a wholesome little corner of the internet, may I recommend reddit's r/whatismycookiecutter? It's where people try to figure out what your cookie cutter is supposed to design - and sometimes fill in very silly guesses when the shape is just bonkers.
Otherwise, what are you using as an eyewash station online these days?
@MLClark It's a space shuttle.
@MLClark Or a basketball shoe
Let's split the difference and call it a space shuttle basketball shoe. :) Everyone wins!
Here's another one that came up recently. I think you'll get a kick out of it. :)
@MLClark Ohhhh! A "cowgirl"?
Too late! You've been written down on Santa's "nice" list, and there's no going naughty now! 😅