So, if the Rapture happens tomorrow, we get to keep their shit, right? 🤔 #eclipse

@smittycanada1 Do they HAVE any shit?

@JolieSaboteuse @smittycanada1 The double-wide is paid off. that's something, I guess.

@MarcoJustMarco @smittycanada1 I think there are rumors that Ted Cruz paid her for her double wide more than once.

@JolieSaboteuse @smittycanada1
Now, that's a scary thought... but not as scary as Beetlejuice.
IJS

@MarcoJustMarco @JolieSaboteuse @smittycanada1

Please post your rapture outfit for tomorrow.

@LnzyHou @JolieSaboteuse @smittycanada1
I'm going classy... then halfway up I do a reveal into the angelic number on the right... which, now that I look at it, I better wear a slip or they're not gonna let me in. or maybe I'll get a vip pass. you never know with them.

@MarcoJustMarco @LnzyHou @JolieSaboteuse Best to err on the side of caution. Also, you need to consider the temperature drop. Could get a bit drafty.