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"Mays was the basket catch and the hat flying off his head on every barely controlled first-to-third. He was not the best player ever at anything, but remains among the very best ever at everything imaginable."
@sjvn bet it took me shorter time to grab an Archive version than registering lol 😆
https://archive.ph/4XyvS