Everyone seems to love my ballet boots, whatever platform I show them off at! That suits me just fine; I love showing them off~! :D

The bird app is doing really well tonight. I hear ol Lonnie Musk is inviting all the racist and hatemongering chuds back and ejecting journalists and trans people. Means I can drop this old gem~

Year upon year, I get reminded of how genuinely awful the Christmas season is. This time around, I have a landlord illegally raising my rent, being yelled at by some self-important lunatic every time I answer the telephone, a COVID positive result after three years of studious caution, a very painful fall in the bathroom, endless stress by coked out roommates, and there is now a visible chance that I will be going hungry by Christmas day.

And this isn’t even the worst Christmas I’ve ever had.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, bitch.😂

Squirrels land from a jump like Batman.

It took almost three years, but it finally happened. I tried my best to stay clear of it, but I tested positive for COVID this morning. Feeling a bit yucky. Coughing was worse last night but this morning it’s the nausea that is doing me.

Hopefully it doesn’t get serious. I’m told that I should get lots of rest. Sounds good.

Just a reminder that not all exes are bad news. I’m somebody’s ex and I’m fucking fabulous.

I am learning how to post Instagram stories so that I don’t feel like an old lady staring at a VCR blinking 12:00

Nothing is more traumatizing to a model in the moment after all the work of make up and wardrobe, to discover that all the shots look like kidnapping polaroids. Latex is supposed to shine, not glare!!! :(

I had to delete a pile of comments like this today from my Instagram posts. It took a while to go through and remove all of them. Backhanded comments of this nature are less common than the outright hate comments we get, but they still come in regularly enough.

This is just what it’s like to be trans online.

The government wants me to travel 45 kilometres to get a covid booster. I haven’t got a car, nor do I know anybody nearby to drive me.

Ontario, fix your shit. Really. I’m not walking for seven hours to get a fucking booster shot.

This tweet that conflates smoking pot with pollution just makes me think that conservatives prefer huffing industrial chemicals in order to get high.

My toxic trait: “Hey, I wonder if this food that regularly upsets my stomach, will upset my stomach *this time*.”

Don’t bullshit us, Reggie. PC hardware has been better at gaming graphics for what, two decades? The PS5 is basically a PC with extra steps.

They think they’re being clever, these conservatives. Not a single conservative has ever complained about Volkswagen until just now. They’re just upset that people are trading in their Teslas before they burst into flames or lock them inside or something.

Jesus, does this guy just not know how not to be a completely self-absorbed asshole?

With the new prefixes added to the metric scale, we now have a measurement that is larger than the diameter of the known universe.

Rope harnesses are like a bit of artwork on a whim~

I learned a new language

Maid hot and ready~

My Switch crashed for the first time. I was in the menu for Mini Motorways. Is 15 months before the first crash good or bad? I’ve never seen a console crash for reals before lol