BONUS @DOG_RATES. THE OWNER IS DEFINITELY TRYING TO BE A BRIGHT SPOT ON A DARK DAY.

THIS IS A TEST OF THE EMERGENCY @DOG_RATES SYSTEM. IN THE EVENT OF A REAL EMERGENCY, YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN DIRECTED TO AN OFFICIAL @DOG_RATES SOCIAL MEDIA FEED. THIS IS ONLY A TEST.

Clyde licked the dishes. How was he supposed to know they were all clean?

12/10 say it's not his fault.